Beanie Feldstein

Harriet M. Welsch (voice)

Jane Lynch

Ole Golly (voice)

Lacey Chabert

Marion Hawthorne (voice)

Kimberly Brooks

Janie (voice)

Crispin Freeman

Mr. Welsch / Mr. Withers (voice)

Grey DeLisle

Mrs. Welsch (voice)

Bumper Robinson

Mr. Horatio / Doorman (voice)

Charlie Schlatter

Sport (voice)